Now who's the dean?

Jamie Farr?

Somebody help- I can't stop singing 'pinot noir.'

It's an esoteric legislative tactic, but budget shortfalls can be filled with childrens' tears. Credit Rauner for his 'outside of the box' thinking.

Please pitch this idea to netflix immediately. Sounds better than house of cards season 3.

Thanks to McCain I can't stop absent mindedly humming 'bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb' Iran when I wash dishes.

You probably can't get into twd because you've been cursed with good taste and an innate desire for competent writing and real sets.

I thought the alien crew weren't miners but basically a container ship team in space.

The original script has been leaked so I suppose one can decide if it was superior to the lindelof-ed version. Apparently some of the more nonsensical script bits (dumb biologist, helmet removal in alien ship, lost in alien ship despite complex mapping tech, etc.) were introduced by Lindelof. On the other hand, the…

When people compare twd and bcs based on pacing I have flashbacks to mugatu in zoolander' screaming 'i feel like I'm talking crazy pills here!' Bcs doesn't deserve to be degraded by being mentioned in the same sentence as twd.

'Are you stalling for time, or are you just senile?'
'A little from column a, a little from column b'

I also used to think Hartnett was a big 'meh' but he's done solid work in penny dreadful in an admittedly limited range role. I'm cautiously optimistic.

Same. Her second to last review was about 90% glorified episode summary. It baffles me that people are such fans of her work.

Are you implying that interminable discussions about laundry assignments, well water quality and the location of Carl were not television at its finest in season 2 of 'the walking dead?'

I always figured that Mike's suddenly expanded role in BB had more to do with Gilligan both falling in love with a performance and not having yet fleshed out plotlines for a tertiary character. I detected many of these leaps/slips in BB, but never minded much because of the series' overall quality.

Why have hamburger when you can have steak?

I think the grades on this site are determined by magic 8 ball. The critic for 'The walking dead' regularly gives positive reviews for a show that is obviously written by a low functioning chimpanzee and shot in some crew member's backyard in Georgia.

Unfrozen caveman lawyer is going to be Saul's elder law partner in season 2, but he promptly dies after eating undercooked chicken at pollos hermanos.

Oops, find and replace 'Woodbury' with 'Alexandria.' PS, little known fact: both Lee Kuan Yew and the governor wore eye patches and had a closet full of heads in jars.

You didn't miss much… unless you like stilted dialogue, farms, prisons and deserted Georgian roads.