I think you explained it a lot better and faster than me. This wig is impressed.

What happens if you are a giant can of pudding?

At least she didn't beatbox while wearing the baseball sideways with the brim straight. Hmm, I think I have an idea for a spec script for twd spin off…

Acting is first rate? I have one word for you: 'Koooooorl.'

I think TWD's character deaths are consistently predictable and ham-handed. In contrast, I just finished watching 'Penny Dreadful,' and my god, what a difference competent writers and a good showrunner make. Deaths in that show are shocking, unexpected, and feel organic. In contrast, in twd every secondary character…

Now that we know Korl's weakness is pudding, I propose next season's bad guy be zombie Bill Cosby, who will try to seduce Korl by promising him a 'huge jello puddin' pop.'

AMC will ride TWD for as long as its poor, stubby legs hold up. They have absolutely nothing interesting on their schedule besides the better call saul spin off and the last half season of mad men.

If you're into digital piracy, twd scans are readily available via filestube.

Are you writing that you don't love recycled dialogue about how 'we can't escape from our past / we need to forget the past to move on?' Next thing you know, you'll mention that you don't like villains who didn't start out as villains but gradually became warped by exigencies of the zombie apocalypse.

You leave Cutty alone. He took a bullet to the ass for the children of 'the wire'- what have you ever done?

I'm with you, bub. This show's not great, but it's watchable, which is a huge upgrade from where it was.

If by 'sex' you mean 'body odor and insanity,' then I agree.

Forget it, Bear. It's fan-boy town.

i think they should just merge the characters- a slightly older baby with shimmering red mutton chops and a texas twang.

Aside from my wedding day, Lori dying was the happiest day of my life.

The survivors' brains are dead? Someone notify zombie high command- new food sources will be needed.

You need a seventh circle of hell for The Killing. Fuck you, the killing.

You had me at 'someone's faded dream of a town.'

"you don't seem to have the slightest idea of how imaginative and innovative (not to mention technically challenging) the show is." Can't tell if srs or trolling. "Imaginative?" "Innovative?" I laughed on the outside but died a little on the inside.

Next week: Gilmore zombie girls. Snark! Boys! Brains!