Word. I also blame 'watchmen,' aka The Most Overrated Comic Evar.™ giant squid! rape! so literary.

Why no Beth?

I hear the working title of the spin off is: 'korl, a boy and his Hat… and zombies.'

The surgeon general warns that long term exposure to IGN impairs mental capacity. Do not attempt to operate message boards after contact.

Season 4: the pudding season

Oh god, can you imagine if the detectives from 'the killing' were in twd? They'd make Rick look like a sane, non-smelly, genius in comparison- and we all know he's the diametric opposite of all those things. KOOOORL.

If I was Gimple, I would replace rosita's character with Flacca from 'orange is the new black.' The first time she'd see a zombie she'd say, 'that walka be, like, stoopid and shit. [Insert random Smiths reference].'

Mmm, 64 slices of individually wrapped cheese….

'RWG' are apparently the initials of a commenter on this board, who doesn't comprehend that disqus lists his/her full user name at the top of every post, so he/she constantly 'signs' posts. I suppose an alternate hypothesis is that it's just a super irritating affectation.

…but do you play one during zombie apocalypses?

'Them' is british-english for 'Beth.'

That's the main plot line of next season.

The pointy end goes into my intestines, right?

No, I'm pretty sure those corpses were from av club commenters who stopped by Abraham's store to tell him he has a 'nice ass.'

'Rambling dick' was the original title of the Steve Jobs biography by Walter Issacson. Too soon?

She's safe- she has no character, just a blank expression and horrible, horrible warbling.

Bonus points if instead she yells 't-dogg, i can't believe you're still alive!'

No such luck. M. Night Shyamalan presents… 'Sundowning' and 'Labor of Love.'

On the bright side, Beth makes me super appreciate people who have more than one facial expression.

'Apparently heaven [and an 'a' from av club] is easier to get into than Arizona State.'