She makes it look cool. I would look like a circus bear.

Nissan Cube

I’m not eating that sandwich. 

There are still Quiznos out there? Or is this scenario playing out in 1999 when the Boxster was new?

I owned a 1978 Beta Coupe for a while, about 20 years ago. I can imagine it being a pretty fantastic machine when new. Especially compared to other cars of the time.

Pep Boys has you covered.

That’s why you should have leased it! What were you thinking?

They won’t believe you unless you put angry headlights on it.

Is that a logo or instructions?

I don’t mind it.  Boring Logo is truth in advertising.

You can laugh, but I’m sure he was stiff competition.

Oh, come on.

End world hunger, eradicate a disease or two, and pay my taxes. 

The Volvo was better because it came as an estate too.

Except the 20 cops standing by would have dropped her in a heartbeat. You’re only allowed to carry a gun in public if you’re a white guy with a camo fetish.

As much as I want to see the book thrown at him and all his co-conspirators, I also would rather Biden just pardon them all and let them all fall to obscurity and we all just move on.

Best answer i can think of: it doesn't matter what he does and I don't give a fuck as long as he fucks off.