Don’t get me wrong. I LOVED mine. I special ordered it on 2015. Tank over Saddle leather. It was so pretty. Turning radius of the gods, super fun, great time. It was the best slow-speed vehicle I ever drove, whether on neighborhood roads or on a muddy trail. I LOVED mine. It is just that I could not drive that thing…

Particularly the 2-door Wrangler (*sad trombone).... I speak from painful, traumatic experience.

I don’t know if it is the worst, since I have not driven literally everything, but I thoroughly disliked driving my old

“This will be my very last post for Jalopnik, and I want to leave you all with a smile and maybe some hope for the future.”

Eat the rich

Can you afford the upcharge on those weight-saving ‘features’?

Geebus people, Grapefruit are as old school as it gets. Cut in half, edge and section. Use spoon. Any small knife works great, and have had specialty tools since the 50's. No need to reinvent the method.

I’ve watched a bunch of these extreme mountain bike videos. Insane. I wonder what that waiver looks like.

Now you’re just messing with us. Must be “Troll” Friday.

It is new and I wanted to like it. But the more you look at it, the more it looks like monkey-frog from Beer Fest. And we know how that was received.

What’s the expression?........ Oh, yeah. “Fuck no”.

I always assumed it was because they know there are real single-issue voting UFO zealots out there that will vote for a candidate simply on the hope they will “disclose”. There is no real reverse of this; someone who will vote against a candidate that implies they will “disclose”, so it is a net vote-getting position…

Well now, that makes more sense. Thanks for the link too.

Wut?

I have to admit I thought they were pretty cool at the time.

In Beijing, lots of the expensive cars don’t have plates. It’s a status symbol. They get privacy and are not tracked as easily and they are showing off that they can pay the hefty fine if they are caught.

I had to take driver’s ed twice. Once when I was 15 and then again after I moved to Germany and had to get my EU license. So I get 2.

Take note entirety of CL and FB Marketplace. This is how you stage a car.

Excuse me? It seems you said $3,500 for an alternator and I just KNOW that can’t be what you actually said...

Counterpoint: No. Just don’t be an idiot.....