LOL

I have a 1986 Porsche 944. As such, I’ve got a list and here are some highlights:

I know, right? HUGE UPGRADE.

I’ll take that Bertone then. That thing is, in the parlance of the era, “tits”.

Yep, likely so.

I loved the 4C since it came out. I would love to drive one some day. Brutish and harsh, but so pretty. I always kind of aligned with the “Small fast is better than big fast” philosophy. That said, this one would scare the crap out of me.

Yeah, maybe they have ports, but from the article itself (I’m no expert), it sounds like Panama would not have any port that could handle this ship.

Stop encouraging plastic waste! Damn, how hard can it me, for just one second, to think about the damn planet?

Stop encouraging plastic waste! Damn, how hard can it me, for just one second, to think about the damn planet?

You want your head taken clean off? Because this is how you get your head taken clean off.

Hey, whose side are you on?

OK, you’re a pizza. Gotta go curb-side pickup now.

OK, you’re a pizza. Gotta go curb-side pickup now.

ND

Seemed to take longer than usual to scroll down to smash the No Dice option today. I’m sure I was imagining it, just seemed to take too long.

Already gone. I thought that was a lot for 153,000 miles, but I guess the market is what it is.

There is a maroon one in my work garage. It is like a diamond among stones. It just glimmers, so beautiful.

#11 is awesome.

EDIT: Misread, no typo.

“I was looking at an oil dipstick for the first time in my life.”

Awesome. I’m here for all the mashups.

Screw you.