1990 Ford Orion.

I grew up in southern Wisconsin and went to the first Culver’s in Sauk City several times. Burgers are first rate and I agree, better than In-n-Out. One of my favorite sleeper menu items at Culver’s was their taco salad. Seriously, very good too.

This was gold. Glad I wandered over from jalopnik for this one. I’m happier now.

I bought a Matrix new in 2004. It was a great car and I was always in awe what I could shove in that hatch. Best feature was the lay-flat bed. Really a great car.

Ohhhhh, that Opel GT and that 190E are yanking on my heart strings.

Truck nuts, Calvin urinating on a rainbow flag.

Ah, yes. Pocket bolts...

BRAVO for no slideshow! You are a man among cowards and the hero we need in these times!

I’m no expert by any means, and I am not sure I read the specs correctly. But from what I could tell, the crank oil capacity for this is 64563.65 quarts. (SAE 30 of course). The cylinders seem to have a separate oil system and take SAE 50. Looks like volume varies by load and fuel type. But 64,563 freaking quarts for…

Imma need a banana for scale here.

To be fair, you really don’t know that.

They were probing your account to see if it was still open and to see if you pay attention to small purchases/read your statements.

Sux, but at least we still have the Mercury Mystique, amirite?

Easy, just go to the Cracker Barrell parking lot and get them back.

Slideshow of shame coming up?

This an Onion article, right? Must be.

This is the answer, if you can find one. They are a blast to drive and people know it, bought them up. 

Ooooooh boy. I feel a slideshow coming on!

In all seriousness., that’s a beautiful dream.

“typically just an 8mm or 10mm wrench..”