Speaking as a recent empty-nester, you keep telling yourself that. Seriously, I mean that. You have no choice and I am certain you really feel that way. You sound like a good parent who was ready, and that is important. But, someday, you will be very happy to be back to the old style of life you now are glad you left…

Beautiful.

REVERSE:

How the hell do I star more than once? YES!

Just eat a couple kale salads and get that fucking awesome red. Jesus Christ.

Well, that works out splendidly, because I indeed WANT to rent a MotoRex Nissan R34 Skyline GT-R.

OK, look what you went and did to my Amazon Recently Viewed list.. Now I have to purge everything. So, thanks for that 8^|

When I was a kid in Wisconsin, it was called skeeching. Old tennis shoes (Vans were the best). Grab the bumper of the city bus and hope you don’t hit a dry spot. Back before ‘climate change’, roads were covered in ice pretty well. That was also before the big-salt lobby convinced us we should simply stay in denial of…

Uhm, wow. I hope this isn’t a real story, because, just wow. This is like the lyrics to the longest country song I have ever read.

I met a girl the week we started college. We dated for 4 years until I was ready to head off to graduate school. She told me we had to get engaged, and I was thrilled to do so. We lived in Denver for grad school, moved to Germany for a 3 year residency, had a daughter, moved back to the states, had a son, moved to our…

Beautiful car. Well staged etc. But that coolant reservoir being basically empty, and far below min. is such a HUGE red flag. Can’t get past that....

Wut? I googled that. How did you pull the freakin’ model number of those wheels out of your... hat, or whatever. That is first-rate jalop. Bravo!
(And I DD a Volvo S60 [2015.5 though])

Thanks man, your comment was a real time-saver for me. All I needed to was star it and not have to write it myself.

Given the splash picture of David in that Sprite in a T-shirt and in the rain, I somehow question the authenticity of his surprise to learn it still didn’t have a floor on this later date in the snow....

Was married for 27 years. When we decided to call it quits, I remember one of my greatest fears was living alone. Bwahahahah... that was rich. I love it. I have a great GF now and I know we will get married some day. But I have no idea how we are going to live together. Kind of scared about it. Funny, because I could…

OK, thanks to Charms 4 Life detective work below, finding the citation; these guys were douche-bags. No conspiracy theory. Just 2 small-dick douche-bags.

Look, I agree street racing is for f*ckheads. It pisses me off to no end when I am tooling along at a decent 70 mph on the interstate and some small-dick blows by the left lane (or slaloming through lanes) at 110 in his whited-out 911 Turbo/GT-R/riced out front-wheel drive whatever-mobile with a massive spoiler and…

Aldi spam is like, $1.99. You are very much welcome.

Code for plugs doesn’t seem to work....

Code for plugs doesn’t seem to work....