Are you kidding? Chicago streets are far worse than most Jeep roads. Potholes, snow, potholes, dead hookers, potholes, random chunks of concrete.... I never understood why a Jeep was only properly used on a mountain road when city side streets are far more Jeep-worthy. Harrumph.

Thank you..... I hate the term, but ‘my bad’.

Dodge Hotwheels van is the best van. Although not sure what that Cavalier with the 71 Delta plates is, maybe a “This is not the crap can you are looking for” kind of thing?

F*ck you for even making this photoshop.

Perfect.

*clutches pearls*

Price is right and I love Celica’s of this era. But it would take crap loads of cash and hours to bring this thing into shape where your Mom would even consider getting into. So, it is basically what it is going to be, and that is 100% fine. What’s the problem then? For me, this represents a very valuable garage spot.…

Drive the Dan Ryan in Chicago at almost any time of any weekday, or the 405S to LAX, or coming down I-70 into Denver on July 5th, or I285 in Atlanta in a manual and get back to me. This coming from a devout manual driver, just not in my DD.

Oh, no. Just no. Uhg...

Going to type the same thing, glad I looked to see if anybody else did.

I regret I have but one star to give this little bit of genius. 

Was my guess too, same reason.

I thought it inconcievable that nobody else would not have already said this. How is it idling at 1500 RPM with no volts? Something aint right here.

Not so, Jalop friend. I hate tinted windows and will never have them on any car of mine.

*low tire pressure comment

Yes, malls are closing left and right. But you guys are missing the point. You gotta’ think long-game on this one. When this place inevitably closes, just think of the Mario Cart-themed track they will make out of the carcass of the mall......

Now that’s Jalop AF!

Yeah, maybe. But I bet he goes through a dry spell. Poor fella’.

You magnificent bastard. Add my star to your growing heap.

Probably because one of his tires was 0.5 psi low..