Today was tough. Bad day. Then I read this gem of a Torchinsky piece, chuckled and chortled a bit and said to myself “That was fun, I feel a little better”. I should have stopped there. No comments, leave well enough alone.

Then why the M5 badging??

Oh, hell yes.......

There are lots of good-looking younger actresses - and she was that in Demolition Man. But she is a rare gem that gets better looking with age. Wikipedia tells me she is now 52 years old, and still looks great. She and Shania Twain (51). (Oh, now look what I did, I got you to google “Shanai Twain” and then click…

“Sandra Bullock”

Look at those knee-scissors on the front end. Like a pedestrian-harvesting combine. That thing would be a real mustang-beater at Cars and Coffee.

944 Targa you say?

Right? I never liked their look. I’ve got the coupe and have attended several 944Fest events where there are always very nice examples of the cabrio. But they just always looked kind of awkward to me. Not that I wouldn’t love to have one, in a Unicorn sort of way, but I much prefer the looks of my coupe. Grey on…

Are you sure about that? Are you sure it would be NP at $3,250? Take a moment to think that through. How much work would it take to de-CP this thing.. I’ll give you a minute.

I have to get a faster computer. It took way too long to scroll down to vote CP, because CP..........

Even Pacifica is a better Corona than Corona....

Congratulations! That is awesome. Look at that little thing go! Have a great day, you earned it man.

Hubba, f’-ing hubba! LOVED those baby Toyata-stangs!

Graverobber brings up the boxter, but that might be a case of apples ≠ oranges. This TVR speaks to a small, classic exotic. So, lets do another comparison. For this price, you can get your hands on a really nice Porsche 951 or 944S2. ‘Nuf said.

Wut??? I DD a 2-door JK Rubicon and I can basically counter much of what you just said. With the 4.1:1 gearing, this thing is very quick. The new 3.6l V6 pentastar is a really nice engine and matches this vehicle well. Every time I am in a tight lot or such and need to put this thing where it belongs I find myself…

I guess depends qualify as panties.... And if you are into that sort of thing, dropping them right there at the race is a victory..... of sorts.....

Wow, beautiful. I am simultaneously sorry for your loss and happy for your gain. Is that possible? Anyway, what a nice example.

This one time I was flying from Chicago to Louisville on a United flight, and...... I was re-accommodated. That really sucked.

You can get a DUI just for having keys in your hand - shows intent.

Emotional anwer: Uhhhhg, that interior looks like it has bed bugs.