If Boogie averaged 27 and 10 while not playing hard, then the trade is upgraded from “highway robbery” to “actually absconding with an entire damn highway.”

Holy fuck, you missed the point of his post. He wasn’t saying his donut order was akin to the trade. He’s saying the donut shop fucked up his order on a colossal level. But they were still more competent than the entire Kings front office.

No. No, it really can’t read that way at all.

Or the missed defensive holding calls against Davante Adams. 

Yeah. A receiver barely staying in bounds as he receives a perfectly thrown ball is the epitome of the prevent defense. Were you even watching the game?

So jacked right now!

“That was probably the dumbest safety I have ever seen.” - Hiemoth

Reminds me of only one other player from NBA history.

Thank you, this was very insightful and not at all what a 15-year-old who loves all of Liverpool, Barcelona, and Bayern Munich equally would post in the comments of an ESPNFC article.

Only a three game skid. With a QB playing hurt, and two on the road against the team with the best and tied for secund best record in the NFC, before losing to the hottest team in the NFL.

No link to the “Packers are bad” article eh? The one where you guys insisted it wasn’t just a slump?

We had to adjust the rules with those balls because the tail allowed us to gun them harder than any 11-year-old should. With the plastic whistle on the side, they were impossible to catch at full speed. We adjusted so we were allowed to play it off one bounce. I recall a game when it was one on two since my teammate…

I don’t see anything wrong with that.

As a Packer fan I would like nothing more than for the Vikings to continue to do what they have always done and look for the quick fix via free agency or trade. Go ahead and spend that $50 million on the o-line rather than building depth through the draft. For a minute there I was worried that Spielman was going to…

Fuck these NFL highlight tweets. Almost every single one requires following links that open three different browser windows before I can actually watch the clip on my phone. No highlight is worth that hassle.

Your name is eerily appropriate for Kemp

I have never read a Billy Haisley piece on the USMNT and not come away with the sense that he has absolutely no idea what he’s talking about. At best it’s some regurgitated conventional wisdom, at worst he’s admitting he didn’t even watch the game he’s writing up. It’s absurd.

There’s a drinking game for people in AA; kind of ironic, I know, but it provides a sort of placebo effect, getting them closer to the social aspects of drinking without ever actually putting them in danger of consuming alcohol.

Secretary of Big Macs, Chris Christie.

Note: Their current coach hasn’t made that push, that was the last one, Gary Andersen.