coreyhagemann--disqus
Corey Hagemann
coreyhagemann--disqus

I think a criminal justice degree is more of a way to make more as a police officer than a path to becoming an attorney.

I student taught with a Canadian, and Zed is funnier than any fart noise.

As long as they have a sequel song called "Welcome Back from the Jungle."

Because this is one of my favorite episodes, I always assume it came earlier. My favorite joke isn't even mentioned in the review: when Marge tries to use the carnival as a way to get the kids to earn their allowance, and Homer rushes in with a wallet full of cash.

Possibly the only male who the glasses-off, hair down thing works.

A lot of people think a lot of things about Hawaii.

All I could think of when I saw him was his forest ranger character from Stella.

I was definitely turned off by public school math, to the point that when I got to my second year of college, I started to miss doing math, even though it didn't make sense because I had always thought of math as just something to slog my way through.

Ellie Kemper is really good at weird sexuality. Her rapid ascent to groping in order to mask her relationship with Nard Dog is of the same vein.

Who dated Vicky.

I have a neighbor a lot like that. Some people are just too angry to die. (I also had a great-grandmother who lived to be 94 who was one of the sweetest people who ever lived. It really is a crapshoot.)

I'm definitely fucked then.

My bank does this, only in $50 increments, and it automatically pays the minimum amount rather than sending you a bill, so that if you're not paying attention you can rack up quite a bill.

I was once in a bar and saw (what I think was) an after-school teachers' drinking night (probably elementary, and it was 90% female) where everyone was drinking light beer on ice.

That's actually a joke from Dumb and Dumberer.

I feel like Community could have set-up that joke long-term, but this show needed to do it right away.

I realize this is late, but the whole "schools have rooms full of teachers sucking off the government teat" joke could have easily come out of Scott Walker's mouth, if he weren't so boring.

Deal or No Deal is more apt to be the Special Olympics game show. It's literally pointing at people and pushing a button.

The one American accent on Fawlty Towers (not sure who plays him) is pretty bad.

I actually think that this album makes the transition from M&A to Good News… Easier to follow. It really opened up Isaac's musical palate to more diverse instrumentation, and the Tom Waits influence is definitely still there in Good News…