So, I guess I'm in the unenviable position of defending LFO, but their second album (not the one with Summer Girls) was actually really good, and even had a guest spot by De La Soul.

Yield is their best.

I'd love both of them a lot more if they didn't feel so overlong and padded.

I always thought that was a joke because his last name is Hansen, and he references the band Hanson just after.

I worked at a female facility, and while no one was ever that obsessed, I've seen Mean Girls, the Mike Myers Cat in the Hat and one of the bring it on sequels a few more times than I would've liked.

Bart Carney has always been one of my favorites.

I've been in a house with lots of "hidden" guns throughout so as to always have one available. It would probably make whoever broke into your house to leave quickly, but they'd probably have hundreds of dollars of guns with them.

Bart Carney is still coming, and is one of the funniest episodes in my opinion.

I've shot an M1, which I'm not sure is actually considered an assault rifle but definitely close. It was fun, but I've never felt like I needed one in my house.

I'll never forgive Kid Rock for tricking me into thinking I was going to listen to an awesome song.

I've actually heard parents complain about PG-13 movies being too raunchy for their 8-10 year-old kids, and saying that types of movie should be rated "R."

Or a certain character from Wheels, Ontario.

He should have gone more into the details of hiding the paper—the first day he has to feed the dog to keep her quiet, the second day he has to talk to someone on the street, etc.—to make it a good Cosby parody.

I have some artisan popcorns that I need to gauge the mouthfeel of.

My own stool, sir, are perfect. They are gigantic, and have no more odor than a hot biscuit.

With a name like that, she really had no choice (if you buy into the " Boy Named Sue" school of child psychology.)

Brief Candles or Butchers Tale for me.

I paid to see him scrubbing toilets!

It's just a jumping-off point.

I've been seeing a lot of "president zero" lately. Not sure where that one came from.