Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

their playoff chances have fallen to 32 percent, per FiveThirtyEight. 

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

Like many Cuban-Americans, Kiko never liked the idea of playing second Fidel.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Karjakin is also a great way to kill time in traffic.

This story makes no sense for so many different reasons, but for the record, I’m totally cool with peeing nearly anywhere. I personally pee in my bathroom’s second sink. Every time. Wake up in the middle of the night with a boner: pee in the sink. Easier to aim, obviously. Wake up in the middle of the night without a…

That poor kid. Not only is he a Wizard fan, but his mom is giving someone a very unenthusiatic handjob right behind his back.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

Future news:
Cleveland browns sign Deer from Facebook video to play middle line backer.

“Okay Eli looks like a zone defense”

I guess that explains why Eli’s lips were moving the whole night.

+1 for it being realistic.

Gronk: “What’s wrong with it?”

Can we move on from the pats and deflating already?

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

A little too soon to be mocking folks for blowing a huge lead in a national contest, Barack.

Even the fish looks impressed.

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

He did nothing but practice against other college players while in Cleveland.