Gonna call Crack Pipe on this one.

Traction. Alopecia. 

I bet you’re a riot at parties.

Oh Honey.....

Her voice is SUPER annoying. Every time I have to suffer through “The Middoe” I can only think how much she is over-singing and how much auto tune had to correct her voice. I’d be OK with never hearing this song again.

Looks like it was a first gen Honda CRV

I was gonna say! Back in the day we called this “ghost riding the whip”

He’s a liar. No one rushes to get to Maryland, take it from a Maryland resident!

My body is ready for the sweet release of JZX90.

Accord SIR wagon. YES SIR!

The Camry gets a bad rap, but in my experience the WORST drivers on the road are always in an Altima.

As a native and resident of SW Baltimore County, I can say with absolute certainty that your theory of Eastern Baltimore County man being a close relative of Florida man is absolutely true.

Volvo 240!

“Hialeah resident” says it all.

Same in Maryland. 80% of all accidents involve an Altima or Maxima. Also, if you encounter someone tailgating, driving erratically or holding up traffic, its almost always an Altima or Maxima.

Man, Bob Vila can’t fight for shit!

I’m calling BS on this list. Every single Expedition I see is absolutely beat to within an inch of its life. They might MAKE it to 200k, but I want to know how much it cost the owner in repairs just to get it to 200k miles.

Maxima driver is a clueless idiot.

Can confirm. I have a P1 Volvo V50 and replacing the cabin filter both requires removal of the accelerator pedal assembly and an excellent contortionist process. Also, when you pull the old filter out all the debris in the filter box will go ALL over the driver’s side floor carpet, so when you’re all done you get to…

Meh, Australia seems a lot like the US. Just a bunch of Toyotas causing accidents.