“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

“Sand Knight” definitely sounds like a weirdly complimentary racial slur of some sort.

Well he does have a Wikipedia reading club

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

If that were true, she’d have quit working for daddy. After him groping her at his convention coronation, him saying he’d like to date her if she weren’t his daughter, and speaking lustily about her figure and face.

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

Given how much he’s gushed about them to the media, it's going to be really embarrassing for Bill when someone has to explain that he’s been confusing HBO and NESN this whole time.

But... but... but he had park-hopper multipass!

Rest assured we will see the jaguar again. When it’s corpse is seen floating in the bay during the rowing events.

“I hate America,” Curry said. “We [The Warriors] burn an American flag before every game, it’s a tradition.”

“Well, how were we to know?”
“Several students reported informing Baylor only to be met with indifference.”
“Well, these were OFF campus. Clearly campus was safe!”
“What? That’s fucking awful. Also, no there were at least 10 reported assaults that occurred on campus in the last five years!”
“Well, those are just reports.
“F…

So, the summary is this is Obama’s fault?

Old, white, retired career Army officer here (infantry)...I do not see ANY partisan aspect to this photograph. It’s a non-problem, and it will fade away pretty quickly.

NOW CUT THAT OUT!!!

Tyson: Congrats, University of Cincinnati!

Cocks Get Dicked

Stories like these are the very reason why I no longer watch NFL games. Yes, it brought me close to 40 years of solid entertainment, but seeing the human cost as well as the total disregard of the organization to said human costs have left me completely unable to enjoy football in any capacity.

He just released his tax plan and I hear it’s good, but I can’t make heads of tails of it:

Can you blame him? Imagine sitting next to someone who is constantly cheering for Matthew Della-Della-Della-Dellavedova.

+1, keep 'em coming