So I have to choose between a measly six weeks with a newborn child or working another six weeks on my knees as a Walmart Greeter? I had a pal in England whose family leave was six months and he wasn’t expect to “pay it back.” They all talk about the family, but it’s lip service. Her daddy didn’t need to take off six…

The NFL (other leagues) are in a lawsuit to prevent other states from legalizing betting on sports. Supposedly nearly 90% the legal bets at sports books including the massive million dollar bets have been on Philly with the point spread. NFL knew they had the Vegas casino sport books in a dangerous space - most of the…

We call them “Cocks” - cause we can.

Time slips our minds now that we don’t care about decades in the 21st Century.

The man has unprotected sex with a porn actress. Guess what he would have demanded her to do if she got knocked up?

I misread this as “ditched golf for MLK Event.” Stupid me.

For a guy who has had issues with his dental work, why would you put the crown killers in your mouth?

The Brad Johnson Bowl Redux

she had probably received quite a few payments over the course of time. He reportedly was stringing her on with the promise of getting her on Celebrity Apprentice because there were so many adult superstars in the boardroom. Did he use NBC money on her?

The scandal lies in where did the $130K check come from? Was it campaign cash? Sale of red hats? Donald Trump’s Foundation piggy bank? Eric Trump’s cancer kids charity? Or Trump’s own bank account? (Never.)

art shell.

Still waiting for Tiffany Trump line at Dollar General.

What about all the people Pol Pot didn’t kill? Don’t they get share their happy memories of Pol Pot?

I’m sticking with Happy Christmas just to go beyond.

I can’t imagine going to an NFL game without being the guest in a luxury box with a parking pass so I can eat all I want, pound down a free beers, turn the monitors to NFL Redzone so I’m not held hostage to live action and have access to a special bathroom. Why be a schlub and sit in the normal people seats?

Is Ovechkin secretly prevented Washington from ever winning a Stanley Cup?

Those turkeys should have been put to death since I have it on good background that they have been running a child sex slave operation in the basement of their coop. Now they’ve been pardoned and their crimes will now commence in the open since there’s nothing we can do to stop them.

What about all the players who abused various speed drugs in order to get an extra pep during the game? Hard not imagine someone on the Big Red Machine was popping a few with their Gatoraid?

Quit giving rapists alibis. They make them up all on their own.

I really want LaVar take his feud with Trump to WrestleMania.