Quit giving rapists alibis. They make them up all on their own.

I really want LaVar take his feud with Trump to WrestleMania.

Was this a Nathan For You sketch?

Was this a Nathan For You sketch?

When I first saw it, somehow I thought this was the last second or a 4th down play....But no. It’s 1st down with 2 minutes left. Protect the ball! Back to the Bitcoin Bowl for the Pack.

Why steal from a bank when we can just take it straight out of the printer.

It’s proof that God and Hollywood hates us.

Pink Panther movies (with Peter Sellers).

The lack of joy that Trump exhibits when performing duties is frustrating. Abe did a little toss from the box. Trump did a let’s dump this crap out and get back to doing something else besides feeding stupid fish.

Violence never solved anything except the French monarchy.

You are both class acts.

I adore how the GOP think Trump is great at branding since none of them noticed his “theme” is to insert his name before an item. Trump Steaks, Trump Water, Trump University, Trump Tower, Trump Golf Course. Trump’s Taj Mahal, Trump Models, Trump Abortion Palace, Trump Opium Den

Did we skip over how Robert Rodriguez had an affair with Rose McGowan during that shoot which turned rather messy since Robert’s wife Elizabeth Avellan was a producer on Planet Terror?

You mean ex-husband of Nancy Lopez?

Guess who won’t be playing the Colonel after Rob Riggle and Jim Gaffigan.

She probably had the Jell-O trick.

I’ve been told that Seagal enjoys mentioning that he’s some sort of Lama and can detect that a young actress has a “very old soul.” Won’t say anything else.

They might have lost ‘75 World Series, but that clip gets played more than all the highlights of the Big Red Machine’s winning two titles.

Fister is on the mound. They might has well bring Bob Stanley out of the bullpen.

Jerry has his tentacles into all 4 moving teams with Legends Hospitality Management.