They shouldn’t have celebrated at halftime with the brownies Johnny Manziel left them.

The announcers hyped how Francois was tough because of how he’d get up after taking all the hard pounding from defenders. They didn’t seem to ask the question: How much damage can a body really take?

He won’t be a one termer if North Korea nukes the 2/3rds of America that doesn’t support him.

I’m rooting for Earth killing meteor.

I’m rooting for Earth killing meteor.

Or you could go to the Boston Museum of Science with Karen.

Bill Cosby doesn’t have drugs to make this night work out for Farenthold.

As anyone would willingly want to be intimate with Clovis. His face belongs on a label of ether.

Can Topps give us a Record Breaker trading card with this.

Romney didn’t believe black people were allowed in heaven until 1978.

The Union should have executed Robert E Lee at West Point for being a traitor and as a warning to cadets of breaking their vow to the Corp.

Have you been following the Raleigh stadium? They want to build on state government land that already has buildings and take out a major road. They made presentation without asking if state government is cool with taking out everything.

How can you miss out on Casino Audiophiles’ “Hold Music to Break Your Will to Live.” It’s an entire record of hold music tracks.

Whatever happened to all those teen models he brought in the country from Russia to work his special parties at Trump Tower? Sounds like he speaks from experience.

Anything involving Farenthold needs to use this picture.

I Love Lucy episodes were about 25:30. The secret was that most of their commercials were for Philip Morris cigarettes which even got plugged on the original opening.

The Warrior will also accept 60% ownership in your start up.

He’s another proud Duke graduate - You can’t spell Douchebag without most of the letters in Duke -

he’s looking more and more like Vince McMahon Jr though.

It’s sad how the Hurricanes have completely disowned any of their Hartford legacy. They want people to believe they were an expansion franchise like Nashville, Tampa and Atlanta (ooops). The Raleigh IceCaps (former ECHL team) had Gordie Howe come by for a night. Never happened for the Hurricanes.