Trump worked his way through the entire cast of Head of the Class.

Pence is Trump’s Used Car Salesman.

How tight was Mike Pence with Dennis Hastert?

When I was a kid, there was a masked wrestler on Georgia Championship wrestling in a match where his foe work off his mask. He had the unmasked wrestler in a headlock and made him face a tv camera. The announcer kept going on in shock that he had no clue who the masked wrestler really was.

Joe Biden better be brought back as the Secretary of Whatever the Hell He Wants to Do.

Trump could rape a goat in Time’s Square and his Holy Roller backers would declare the goat had it coming.

Up With People was a conservative religious cult run by former military guys who created their version of the Moonies.

Remember when porn stars lasted at least 2 months or until their real driver’s license was discovered.

The positive headline is: JJ Watt ready to make more Papa John ads with Peyton Manning.

Shame nobody had some pizza to add to the ceremony.

The University Code of Conduct deals harshly with lying. Time to bring the hammer down on the regent.

Valet parking from the middle relievers. They’re doing nothing after the 7th inning stretch.

At some point, you’re just a schlub stuck at home with six kids running wild and a wife who has her own world. And even if you are Brad Pitt, you want to be be Brad Pitt and bust out.

Ortiz helped bring 3 World Series titles to Boston and forced that Babe Ruth angel at Yankee Stadium get a life. That ought to make up for a few games where he didn’t take first base.

He might get laid more than me, but what’s his yelp reviews?

NC GOP killed the film production credits and destroyed out film and TV industry as all these productions that would been here were lost to Georgia and South Carolina. The whispering force that caused the GOP to stop giving liberal Hollywood all that money was the head of Chic-Fil-A, who is now making major cash…

He is the living embodiment of Donkey Sauce.

It’s not as if these players are singing a “response anthem” to the same music.

entertainer? He hasn’t been entertaining since the Sox traded Nomar.

Maybe Dabo needs to spend a dinner with my racist ex-grandmother-in-law and ask her for the Brazil nuts.