Skip ought to give his MVP to Draymond for how badly he wants to hit LeBron in the nuts.

Vin Scully is a destroyer of dreams. How many young boys grew up wanting to be the voice of the Dodgers only to discover Vin wasn’t going to give up that position even after 67 seasons. He could have retired 23 years ago, but no. Vin is probably creating an AI computer program that will let him “call” the games until…

The NBA wants us to forget that at least one of their refs was rigging games for the sake of gamblers - including the year he bounced the Spurs from the playoffs by calling phantom technicals on Tim Duncan.

Conservative means not spending what you don’t have and I gots to have me some ice cream.

What about the fact that Pete cuts his hair with the same bowl everyday?

Supposedly one of the owners of the Texas Rangers wants Briles back. This is a guy who just conned Arlington into giving him 100s of millions for a new ballpark. The scum will rise.

Those are the two things that have been the keys to my post-college successes. Enough teaching Calculus.

I blame Slappy White!

Just another highlight in ESPN’s 30 for 30 “What were We Hyping” series that also feature Tim Tebow and Sebastian Telfair.

Curry’s ankles are commies!

It’s only rape if the team misses out on a bowl game.

Sports Climbing? How about Finding a Parking Space near the entrance of IKEA? That’s something the world can relate to.

She probably spent all that remaining money on black turtlenecks.

What about the billionaire who forced Baylor to take Ken Starr to run the place? Does this guy bare any amount of guilt? How much pull does he have that the school doesn’t dare just suspend Starr until the investigation is complete?

The media has been calling him on his B.S. Problem is there’s so much of it spewed at every speech, it’s an overwhelming task. He was claiming in New Mexico that the state has been overrun with Muslim refugees when the number over the last few years is 10.

Which of these men will recruit Conor McGregor for rushing safety. He does have NCAA eligibility.

Best if he quits on Oct. 31.

He’s more lovable than that Zika Virus pictured above.

Does this mean that Baylor won’t be using “Land of Rape and Honey” as their program’s theme this season?

I look forward to hearing other college football fans defend their programs with “Other schools protect rapists, too!”