Not like Michigan State showed up for that game either.

College football without a hangover is positive proof that the terrorists have won.

Lasagna for one?

That sweater is a class 2 felony.

Fox News will figure out a way to make this look profound.

The next book is being completely written as Hodor’s memoirs.

Are we talking weed or PEDs? They could be part of the Little Rodney Harrison Achievers Program.

How do you spend all your time around physical activity and “healthy eating” specialists and end up looking like Jabba the Hut’s least favorite nephew?

My eyes! My eyes!!!!!

Now we know the plot to Casino 2: Don Ward’s Japanese Comeback.

Has the NFL looked into the use of the bat during warm ups as a gay slur pointed at OBJ? Or does “Queer as a football bat” mean nothing to the NFL?

How does this moment in sports history alter the phrase “queer as a football bat?”

This question would have made better sense if the survey included corporations that are major sponsors of the Yankees or YES network. And don’t all those companies imagine they are the Yankees of business?

Is this from the new season of Nathan For You?

There should at least be a fundraising premium level - right above Rep Brat licks peanut butter off your balls.

Two downs and he punts? Is he going for the Grey Cup this year?

like Spurrier, Ryan decided he’d rather give one retirement speech than way too many “you’re not giving 110%” rants to his players. Also helps preserve the legacy by losing the impending losses.

I’m getting sick of self-righteous people who get upset if I don’t wish them Merry Christmas on the day before Thanksgiving. There’s more than Christmas happening in December until Jan. 1.

That’s like being the skinniest member of the Fat Boys.