What is the point of hiring a firm to find you a coach? Don't the same 12 people just get rotated through the gigs? Or is there a chance Arthur Blank will hire Del Harris if he doesn't get a firm? Don't they get all this information from Peter King?

Shouldn't the most valuable defensive player be a quarterback that enjoyed throwing interceptions? They make defenses work. How about giving some hardware to RG3 and the other two section of the Washington Human Centipede?

Does this mean the 49ers won't be trading him for my sack of vintage jock straps? Bastards!

The reverse bird feeding?

Is this is a freeze frame from San Francisco's The Armory's "Going for Two" series?

Tanking the season doesn't guarantee a team a high draft pick. You also have to be a friend of the commissioner or owed a major favor to get that lucky envelope.

The NFL knows that they can now sell the LA franchise for more than $2 billion thanks to the sale of the Clippers. They're not going to let these three losers race into the market and kill the cash cow on the horizon.

This is all great until you consider he'll be spending the next decade with his face covered in a Oculus Rift.

Isn't Seth Rogen Canadian? Why doesn't his country get killed first? They're not the 51st State.

I often mistake Adam Silver for an earthling. He is one of alien overlords, right?

Vaccinate your children or else you'll get benched for a jar of pickles.

Wonder if he used the 3 boats "Dexter-style" to dump the stolen pet dogs that were used as sparring partners for his pitbulls? Least we forget, dog fighters are known for abducting non-fighting dogs for their pitbulls to practice lethal moves.

It's still big in Japan.

One minute he's burning New Jersey tax dollars on a casino inferno, now he's acting like a Cowboys fan. Time for the Boss to sing a song about the governor who forgot what he stands for.

At least Cleveland Cops can claim a mastery of the Run and Gun offense.

It's not a game - it's merely a billion dollar corporation where the world knows your performance review numbers.

Maybe he should just stick to things he knows - like moving to Colorado to open up a weed farm?

Let me get this right, ESPN is upsetting the NFL even though the two are glued at the hip with their various business arrangements? Someone bring out the dancing Tim Tebows.

They can make an exception for the commissioner since the rule would be if he's in the negative, he owes Jeopardy the money.

The headline should read "Jaguars have a fan?"