That must have taken him hours to wait for the lawyers write his personal statement. He should have gone to UNC with that skill.

Well now what team will degenerate gamblers turn to for the last minute spread action?

can someone photoshop rabbit ears right here. It's what the picture is missing.

"I'm just ready for it to be over." That's a moving plea to Bill Cosby.

Can a clip from a soccer match win a Razzie for Worst Death Scene?

This guy ought to be considered for any balloon awards.

Premium Seats? Shouldn't you have to field a premium team first?

What is the point of this "simulcast" other than the exploit the mentally unbalanced for cheap entertainment purposes?

Coaching qualification? Do they have a test for how you make orange slices and pour out the Sunny-D? Does he need to know how to use the miracle spray to fix those devastated knees? Soccer coach needs some sort of qualifications other than "I brought the ball!"

Time to start photoshopping him into your wedding pictures.

Are we sure it wasn't other body part?

Who knows what Gronk thinks broke his arm. He was just sick of the guy yapping all game long and at some point, you have the ability to shut people up in football. Take notice that if I did this to larry in accounting, I'd be in jail. That's the sweetness of football.

Did Tom Brady and Paul Rudd have a baby?

You break a man's arm, he's going to come back at you at some point.

While a child, you'd hear these tales of how Larry Czonka could have an entire defense hanging onto him and he'd still score. Here's photo proof of somebody doing that.

The next pep talk speaker in the Washington Daniel Snyders locker room ought to be from hospice workers about "transitioning."

Too much Frito Pizza.

It's like Bob's Big Boy had a stomach stapling.

I can't unsee this!!!!!!!!

But what about all the fantasy football teams I'm supporting?