It's not like the referee would be paying any attention to the guy with the ball.

"Shut up," Richardson said. "If that's the case, produce a child to make it to the NFL and then let's see what he got.

Maybe if the coach made them run more laps, they'd win.

You really need to also factor into the disruptive number the amount of money that was gained or lost by the pay screwing with the point spread and over/under.

I'm sitting there wondering why the announcers haven't been doing their usual Wilfork references the entire game when this pops in his hands. The man has better hands than most fullbacks.

Can Manchester United claim that they all are having a substance abuse problem? That the water bottles were full of vodka?

It's ABC/ESPN mandate to always show the concerned wives, mothers and hot girlfriends of players during the game. Jameis cut into the hot girlfriend angle.

Imagine what he would have screamed if he wasn't a mature player?

Can I get this on a limited edition signed plate? For my grandmother she a big fan.

Major League Baseball will retire the position of shortstop when Derek Jeter plays his last game. This way all will know of the hole that Derek Jeter filled when he played the game.

That is the irony of the Ravens. But Ray Lewis' situation is nothing like Ray Rice since Ray Lewis is not allowed to gay marry two corpses in Baltimore.

He should be charged with impersonating a fraternity.

Why aren't female students shouting out "Strap-On Right In his Butt!"

When you're under investigation for rape, this might not be a smart thing to say in public. Way to go on that maturity crap.

Radisson seemed mainly pissed off that nobody at the Vikings called to say, "Would you guys mind if we don't use your logo while dealing with Peterson beating his two kids that weren't already beaten to death?" Cause they might have said, "We might not need that sort of publicity. Go with the blank wall."

On a positive side, no wives or children were beaten with Bud bottles. That's go to be a brand win.

It is a shame that nobody in the NFL or the Vikings pondered if certain press conferences really need corporate sponsors.

Daniel Snyder doesn't like those shoes.

Easy to forgive a child abuser when your team gets its ass kicked on Sunday. Way to go NFL - morality until it matters.

When did Topps get into mugshot business?