I now service the Hummer exclusively at a Chevy dealer. They’re fine with it. It’s actually hilarious to deal with them, because things are so cheap. Last time they called to tell me the “bad news” like they were delivering a cancer diagnosis. Turns out the fix was like $300. I wanted to link them to some of my…

Doug DeMurano. Now and forever.

You know what’s funny? 10,000 lakes and 4.2 million mosquitoes is only 420 mosquitoes per lake.

If I were him, because of the fines, I’d rid myself of it and find the largest, ugliest rusted busted piece of shit car I could find and park it there until I died. Problem with our society today is everyone is nosey and are habitually offended by nothing.

I WAS THAT COMPLETE STRANGER!!

FNAF5: Freddy in Space

MR2 Spyder, either in red or yellow. Whoa, stay with me here, I’ll explain my logic:
1) A two-seater says “Responsibilities? HA!”. You don’t have to deal with the minivan anymore nor all those things it represents.
2) It’s a convertible. Even more frivolity that you’re showing you can partake in and she can’t.
3) She’s…

I agree, but I also want to thank you for the new wallpaper for my phone. And...

Fans of tiller steering. There is no substitute for the direct feel and response of a steering system completely devoid of gear reduction, yet enthusiasts have gone unsated for nearly a century now!

Doug, people don’t hate the Hummer. The H1 represents so much to Americans, to dreamers, to anyone who had a good and imaginative childhood.

What do I win?

The KDF-Wagen.

FUN AT PARTIES ^

Even the designers at Lego know engine-out service on a Ferrari is inevitable.

He deserves to be punched in the face with a Kia.

I wish i could make them dance