AH GO TO WAR WITH THE BROTHERS AH TRUST, AND AH DERP AH DERKADERK
Oh, you thought that it was for shaving?
YOU DRIVE A MIATA BECAUSE YOU WANT THE BEST AND YOU DESERVE THE BEST. ONLY THE BEST WILL DO. YOU ROOT FOR THE YANKEES, YOU LOVE THE BOYS. #1. YOU GET SAM ADAMS. THATS THE BEST BEER. YOU PUT ON DARKSIDE AT EVERY PARTY. WHO'S GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT FLOYD
Didn't you know how oil changes add 30 horsepower in real life? It's why I get that done three times a week.
No, it's complicated, see Toyota is like a girl that was a slut but got married found Jesus and didn't put out for a while. Now she's divorced, got lipo and put on some slutty clothes that didn't match Subaru's shoes and got for cheap and everyone wants to get in her pants again.
Jag Owner: So what is it this time?
Webbed feet are perfect for heel-and-toeing.
Whore
Dino.
"The revised 2014 Porsche Panamera looks rather a lot like last year's Panamera"