I WANT A MAN WITH A BEESWAX MUSTACHE TO MAKE ME A CUCUMBER SANDWICH, AND TELL ME ABOUT INDIA.

SO BRITISH.

Because racecar.

Poland can into fighter jet.

Mitsubishi still sells cars in the US.

Just like in real life!

People aren't buying the Mazda 3 because they don't want to go outside their comfort zone. Basically, the Corolla and Civic are known, proven variables. The Mazda 3 is an unknown to them, and they will not truly consider it unless they step outside their comfort zone and actually test drive it. People do not like…

They had this track in Need for Speed: Pro Street. Probably my favorite track in the game.

WHAT IF...this is the 8-series prototype disguised as a van. Wouldn't be the first time a fast car was disguised as a van.

Top Gear.

The Aztek was a good idea, and was a sort of crossover before crossovers were a thing, which is why I included it. But it was terribly executed, ugly, and just all around dreadful.

Other examples:

I'm going to be that guy and post an automatic. Why? Because this one is so different from the norm and its beauty stems from that.

AmIdoingitright?

And the opposite, reversing into someone, is equally embarrassing.

Gumpert Explosion. The name just sounds like bad bowel movements. And the accompanying diarrhea.

What was the biggest challenge you had to overcome to get the Venom to do 270?

lolwut?

Still an awesome gif, though.