OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DICKS AND TITTIES AND DICKS AND TITTIES AND DICKS AND TITTIES AND DICKS AND TITTIES AND DICKS AND DICKS AND DICKS AND DICKS AND DICKS AND JERRY WARLOP! DICKS AND DICKS AND NIXON NIXON NIXON NIXON!

HERE WE GOOO. UP IN THE ATTIC. MEMORIES, MEMORIES. HERE'S MY OLD FANY PACK! OPEN HOUSE!

WELL THEN CIRCLE THE WAGONS AND DROP YOUR DRAWERS!

YOU MAKE POSTS COMMEMORATING FIREMEN, I MEAN WHO'D DARE DOWN VOTE THAT? BABY PHOTOS! BABY PHOTOS! LOTS OF BABY PHOTOS! MY HEART GOES OUT TO THE VICTIMS OF RRHRGRGHRGHRHGRHRGHRGRRGHGHRHGGHGHGH! THE BEST!!!

Track day,bro.
Yo track day, bro.
You coming, bro?
Coooooooool.
Got some Yokohomas, bro.
Yokohomas for the track day, bro.
No, Super Toyos.
Super Toyos for the track day, bro.
No no, Hoosiers.
Got some Hoosiers for the track day, bro.
Let's go, let's, let's...
Let's kiss.

I don't know if this is NP or CP. It's just so weird.

How about some "zing" in terms of driving excitement?

Hi Jerry, I've got two questions for you: in your opinion, what is the most beautiful car ever made and what is the ugliest car ever made?

Wasn't this car on Drive?

It may sound and feel like you're engine is imploding, but don't worry. That's just the extra power.

Nope. That would be the Zonda.

Little late on this one. This was filmed around 2006. Still awesome though.

Yes.

I guess Porsche can't stay away from oppressive nations.

Dash Cams: directed by Michael Bay.

*Sheetz is the shit. Fixed it for you.