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Man, you so got me! Especially since I was speaking in USD terms for both consoles and you conveniently decided to compare dollars to pounds! Geez, up against a wall here, I am.

They also managed to not mention anything. All we really got was a price, date, and a name for the new Mario game. I am worried they are going to Nintendo this console as well.

Second favorite: Shin Megami Tensei

You do realize that censorship only means that the government can’t arrest you for what you say? Nintendo can do whatever they want to their IPs and they choose not to include certain content in the NA release of those games. Never mind the fact that the Switch isn’t region locked so you can just buy the Japanese…

*Checks child’s favorite game*

There is no region locking. You can play the Japanese version on any system.

15 minutes time limit is a crime against video games.

Now let’s hope this stops Nintendo from censoring Fire Emblem Warriors, Tokyo Mirage Sessions, Senran Kagura, Neptunia, and all my other favorite Japanese games when they come over.

By “last resort” I think she meant “first resort”

Oh boy a free game from the 80s every month!!!

Subscribers will get to download and play a Nintendo Entertainment System™ (NES) or Super Nintendo Entertainment System™ (Super NES) game (with newly-added online play) for free for a month.

Name isn’t that bad. Octopath Traveler...8 path traveler...meaning into the theme and story. Sorry they put thought into it?

There needs to be a game made about the translator that had an existential crisis during the No More Heroes announcement.

The Pro Controller is 70 fucking dollars.

What about Octopath Babble Babble? That game looked HOT, even with the garbage name. Seems SE is going traditional route with Nintendo and I’m OK with it.

Street fighter 2 hd remix with dynamic battles caught me completely off guard and gets me kind of excited.

It’s probably the best retro game to not have been made 25 years ago

Lastly, the mod’s creator leaves a very important tip: “Upon completion of Revolted you may find your character got hot from the intense gameplay session and undressed. I recommend you redress them before stepping back into the wastes.”

This is quite possibly the best thing that has happened in the 21st century. No exaggeration. The bar is high now too.