“Please trade me.” ~ Cam Newton

Remember District 9, that filthy slum of shacks where cat food was used as currency—I always imagine that’s what life is like living in Detroit.

Andy Dalton looks like the love-child of Wendy’s and Ronald McDonald.
~ Daniel Tosh.

Wait... You’re proud of this?

Have you seen Ballers on HBO?

I have a source who told me it was about “Who has the better neck beard.”

You have to start somewhere..

Finally, some good news for the Buffalo Bills fans.