People regularly cliff dive from ridiculous heights (for example, men’s championship high divers dive from an 89 foot platform). If you calculate the velocity when he hits the water, you’ll notice a squared term in there. Plus, as he goes faster there is more wind resistance so his speed will be increasing less and…

Fuck that. I moved away from Texas because I got sick of hearing all the conservatives whine about secession every single time something didn’t exactly go their way at a federal level. Now I have to hear people on the supposedly non-hyperbolic side of the aisle say the same shit? No. Fuck that.

Well he does know Kung Fu. And he can stop bullets. And fly. Apparently.

That’s an advantage of full autonomy cars that I’ve honestly never considered. The only thing that’s kept me off of a motorcycle to this point is fear of other drivers and with that gone, I’d be on a bike pretty quick.

Alissa Walker does the “let’s get rid of cars” articles. Alanis King does the Weekend Motorsports Roundup and drives a Miata. One of us. One of us.