We watched it stoned, and about ten minutes in, looked at each other and said, "aren't you glad we're stoned for this one?"

Straight out of the game Portal, actually. Right down to the accent and attitude of the computer.

You just won my heart.

DAMN, right? I search for a show, find out it's on Hulu, and I'm like, fuck it, forget it.

Yeah, this is weak AF. I'm going to do my best to boycott the site, even if that sounds petty. This is so damned disrespectful.

Tigh rules. We're always talking about how we kind of wish (or not, maybe . . . yeah, maybe not) that whatever sub-standard booze we're drinking resembled more closely the wild fire-water he quaffs.

I'd pretty much watch EJO talk about whatever he wants and call it good TV.

Deus ex machina, yep.

Smart.

The 3D season was the best. You should have seen the dogfights coming right at you! It was great. The special glasses came in the BSG cereal with the cool holographic box. You missed out.

And was he *really THAT fat*?! JEEZ. They treat him like he's an absolute embarrassment, when he's no bigger than Chief or Admiral Adama. Fat-shaming. I'm triggered!

One would assume, as he packed on pounds pretty quickly after his close call with a Starbuck-relationship on New Caprica which led to what was clearly an episode of depression and comfort-eating Ben & Jerry's Half-Baked by the pint-ful while Duala looked on dolefully, as is her wont.