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Anyone can be a “journalist these days.

Can you cite a source for that? 

Confirmed, have one.

Confirmed, have one.

I have tried at least 5 different cold brew makers in the last couple of years. My wife and I both drink cold brew basically every day and I drink it in way too high of a quantity. No matter what I try, I just keep coming back to the Hario “Mizudashi” Cold Brew Coffee Pot. We now keep two of them and just rotate

I have tried at least 5 different cold brew makers in the last couple of years. My wife and I both drink cold brew

What the fuck was the point of this?

“Rainy Day Women,” season 2.

That is actually my favorite AD episode!

Now playing

This is the only MTV Undressed I remember, with porn quality acting, film grade, and plot points; starring then unknown, Christina Hendricks.

Right? This just screams of the ‘fuck you, I got mine’ attitude of Republicans.

Seriously. A campaign of cowardly, selfish histrionics led by a wealthy Republican that is ideological catnip for the kind of white pseudo-liberal that doesn’t actually give a shit about, for example, the fate of the majority of black people in the US who actually live in the South or Muslims just trying to live in

A cooler rebellion would be if the state to redirected all of its federal tax dollars to flint and PP.

What if your nephew was like, “I’m not sure I’m even gonna vote. These people are both bad” on election day. But then the day after the election he wrote a blog on deadspin about how we’re all fucked because Trump won? What should I say to this specific type of shithead nephew?

mad m night twist ending there, bro!

Sometimes truth needs to make a lot of people uncomfortable. That’s life, and people need to be adults. If you can’t deal with being put in a defensive position, that says more about you

You, you are a treasure. Have a wonderful International Men’s Day!

It’s his hit song “Bourne this way”

Dear Hipster Penthouse...

This is true. One time I got into a major finger bang session with a wife waiting for her husband’s cake pop and macchiato.

.... is this REALLY the conversation we are having right now? about the economics of rural malls? are you kidding me?