I feel horrible for thinking of this but Air Bud Rosebud.

It is some of the best weirdest Jezebel, I'll give it that. But I also have a penchant for reading stuff that challenges my tolerance for queasiness.

what is with all these weird pizza gifs, i thought i had the lock on them

The National ILLUMINATI of Science and Technology.

Listen, it's a mole. In your bellybutton. This is not the time to be thinking about lentils.

Looks like you weren't!

It costs a lot for the exterminator and it's pretty invasive, but honestly getting mine out was a huge relief overall and was a much better experience than removing the groundhog that had gotten in there.

yes, before he was johnny storm and now cap he was in Not Another Teen Movie as the generic man protagonist and it was awesome.

I'm sure that boundaries are a hard thing to manage for anyone in the business of camming.

yeesh this sounds kindof not fun

not at all emmy themed but Ruth Bader Ginsburg (maybe with Leslie Knope) would be pretty good.

From StartSchoolsLater.com's Myths and Misconceptions page:

The last place I lived in was experiencing a large momentum of local activist parents/students to push back school start time. For those interested in starting your own initiative in your area, I would recommend visiting the site that they continually pointed to, startschoollater.net.

Yeah, their behavior makes MIAs super bowl finger seem all the more appropriate.

Were those really the most interesting men? I am disappoint. What better night to go wild/crazy than the VMAs.

Christopher Meloni in a mustache was honestly the most striking image to me.

From Ars Technica, July 9th: Homestar Runner might be making a comeback later this year