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Personally, I think (as if there’s any other way to think but personally)... anyway, I think that all of these come from the same crackpot. The fucker skinned cats, threw babies out, and cut off his own damn nose. He probably also invented the ‘rinse and repeat’ on shampoo instructions.

Such is life when you give filthy employees sick leave/paid-time-off. Oh the horrors we endure when employees take advantage of the benefits so beneventally given to them.

No, no they wouldn’t.

DeVos was quoted as saying “It’s not like they’ll miss it; half of em can’t count.

Well, jeez, if they keep making changes, we’re going to have to change the name to Xtreme Baseball.

Of course, Smeg has an extra wide slot with different browning levels.

If we did, it’d be one faaaaaaaabulously designed armband.

It’s hard to imagine a more harrowing scene.

They have Burger King inside Wal-mart now?

Space Pope? This guy?

I haven’t seen a flop that bad since Rent: Live on Fox.

I just realized a lot of players call touchdowns “tugs.”

This seems to be something of a universal truth no matter your job. Lewis is either a genius or completely vapid. I can’t decide which (yes, I can).

I hope Aaron’s not giving too many handies with that metal contraption.

Some of the looks they exchanged after the fight... there’s gonna be a lot more Jesus/Aaron slash fanfiction today!

It’s a glandular problem

Never come home to an empty house.

Maybe The Rock should remake the Joe Don Baker (non)classic “Mitchell”.