So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

“I’ll take Pee Tit Theft for $200, Trebek”

Conveniently enough, Costco has a chest freezer. Got mine from there so I could buy more stuff from Costco. $130 for the chest freezer, great deal. Smart fellas those Costco people.  

Jesus, Justin, is no one elite on this team?

It’s almost Halloween. I just assumed Alex Smith was practicing his Joe Flacco impression.

Peterman made Flacco look el-

Aspergersions?

Didn’t it have a hole in the back so it was really an umbrella stand? Or did my brain make that up to give it some kind of fucking purpose?

It should even have opening credits like on The Love Boat.

BLUF: everyone who believes papa john was wronged all have a ton of black friends.

No love for the amazing 3rd season of The Expanse?

Louis CK would disagree.

How did I miss that? It would have been the highlight of the season.

Jesus is gay?

As a gay guy with a pain in the dick husband and two kids (a know-it-all 8 year old and a 4 year old hell raiser, both girls), I can attest, yaqui’s advice holds up no matter who you are. Open a few water bottles and a 20 pound bag of gummy fruit snacks, charge a tablet, throw it in the middle of the living room, and…

As a gay guy with a pain in the dick husband and two kids (a know-it-all 8 year old and a 4 year old hell raiser, both girls), I can attest, yaqui’s advice holds up no matter who you are. Open a few water bottles and a 20 pound bag of gummy fruit snacks, charge a tablet, throw it in the middle of the living room, and…

As a gay guy with a pain in the dick husband and two kids (a know-it-all 8 year old and a 4 year old hell raiser, both girls), I can attest, yaqui’s advice holds up no matter who you are. Open a few water bottles and a 20 pound bag of gummy fruit snacks, charge a tablet, throw it in the middle of the living room, and…

You know what the hardest thing to pass is when you’re walking?

I used to work with a guy - middle-aged - who did this at the urinal in our office mens room. Every time. You couldn’t miss it when you walked in, completely unavoidable seeing that dude’s naked hairy ass.

Rye on the sandwich