Also, my kids’ school has a deal with local restaurants where, on certain nights, a portion of your tab will go to the local PTA.

You know how tight ends have been hot for the past few years or so?

That is some George Carlin level linguistic commentary. Bravo.

That was downright a Flacco-like performance.

Drew - There’s a Jersey Mike’s on University Blvd across from the Giant at the Westfield Wheaton mall.

You swedes are so sensitive.

For the longest time, I thought it was “car hold” too. But then, some genius has the bright idea to ask Hank Azaria... and the answer is car hole.

“sitting in a chair blankly for eight hours.”

Is that 25 in dog years?

I drop in every now and again. Really miss what we used to have. Kisses on your opening

I can only wonder what the older gays thought of us when we were that age.

bless his heart

Maybe you get a stray pube on your taint every now and again.

I think I prefer “beast and liver”

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Dumbasses

That used to my every Saturday and Sunday. And then I had kids.

All the dicks minus one. I’m not catching the shit they have.

How do you say “Shut the fuck up, Donny” in Japanese?

What’s the over/under at least one of those arrests was meth-related?

Never let the kiddos fondle your moist furbaby.