Um, doesn't Denton live on the moon? How'd he get there?

#Snowpocalypse is so 2010, Drew.

Frontline FTW

Yeah, he's such a DRA

Those are reasons I hump

Bon Jovi

Besides, if you love America, you don’t need a pin to show it.”

If I read more books, I'll have less time to read Deadspin.

He’s got hands like JPP!

Is he still in his The Klumps halloween costume?

When you feel a shart coming, you gotta act FAST.

Way too many words to get to: loogit these jackasses!

This is meth face.

More like Ken McAdon’t.

He used his time machine to go back in time with the winning Powerball numbers.

Maybe they pumped the air pressure too high behind his eye.

As a faggot, I don’t know why you brought us into your bullshit tirade.

I thought this post was about the Blair Witch. My bad.

Shut up, Dave.

Are you... Are you saying the podiatrist really wasn’t qualified to stick a finger up my ass?!