Step ON the ham?! Didn’t we learn from Bill Clinton last week that hams are for punching?

It was Nantz. Because sponge face was too busy repeating himself saying “I’ll be quick with this, Jeem” as if he was promising his wife something not very pleasurable.

Tom would just pick at it anyway

It's a questionable assumption. That could very easily be a standard regulation mullet.

John Kasich is a secret grundle sniffer

Can I pick at you, Tom?

So... uh... How does Denton let folks know they’ve been fired? Does he just instruct the head nerd to delete their sub-blog?

I do not want 100 stars for repeating myself yet again, but...

Why'd they have to bring public anal displays into it (the bill)?

Very carefully?

I assure you dick hurtz exists. He's my lawyer.

Mom?

One word: Necrotic

The day before Chris Farley died?

And Trump’s playing the decaying Halloween pumpkin still on someone’s front porch card?

• “PATIENT STATES ROACH WAS IN EAR, STABBED IT WITH PIN, SUSTAINED PERFORATION OF TYMPANIC MEMBRANE”

Well, you know, he’s a classy guy

You’ve piqued my interest.

I would like them to offer me $1 million to not do porn. So help me, if they don’t, you’ll be seeing my disgusting, sweaty, hairy ass on your small screens soon!

This post is disappointing without visual proof.