named Gary.

I had no idea earholing was something done outside of a very kinky subsect of the bear community.

Discount?! We're talking Florida here: they'll pay MORE for meth-infused Walmart crap

That was my first thought!

“You’re special” - Mom

Fifteen years ago when I had a fun $100/day meth habit, I’d call in to Washington Journal and make it on air. They’d eventually hang-up on me when they recognized I’d already called in earlier in the program or the week.

It still looks like a super plush bathrobe.

Fuck that hat. His dick ain't big.

An improperly folded crepe with eyes.

Smoke.

dammit, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard

Then who’s that dude watching football and drinking all your beer on Sundays?

Sweaty... moist black dress socks

Is there a benefit of not putting the roomba aside and waiting for the poo to dry out, which would make it easier to brush off (before getting out the wet wipes or cleaning agents?)

Why put him in the game? Gruden spent half of it talking about him already.

Or a drunk.

“Factory of Sadness” is my favorite. Sounds like an emo band name.

Owners of a Swedish Choad were heard to proudly cheer for once.

I tried that too! I had my partner at the time rub my nips and lick my ear lobes and nothing seemed to work against the chill of setting dildo mold wetness.

Watch out, (old) Indie! The boulder is out for revenge!