LOOGIT! It’s the logo for my “Asshole” campaign!

An uncircumcised gentleman - I use the term loosely... like his foreskin - offered me a taste of his dick cheese. I kindly refused.

At least we’ve gotten away from that rage-inducing Johnny Football bullshit.

Dunno... you have Prime?

Dunno... you have Prime?

Dec 11? I just ordered one and it says delivery on Sunday, November 29.

Dec 11? I just ordered one and it says delivery on Sunday, November 29.

Has she ever given details or discussed her home situation? You know, that - I’m really pretty sure of this - gay husband of her’s?

Can I apply them to my butt?

Everyone commenting on this: Your kids are now banned from Camelot!

You chose wisely

Can’t we just tell them the Lady on the Cup is the Virgin Mary?

My heavens! What hotness is this?

There’s no cause for this request or the subpoena. They should go directly to federal court to have it quashed.

He said Planned Parenthood would make “every effort” to cooperate with the subpoena, while working to protect patient and employee confidentiality.

The comparison has nothing to do with the nose though. It’s the eyes, the placement of the eyebrows, the style and flow of the hair, and those devilish, pinched ends at the edge of the mouth. The nose is not even in the equation when comparing them.

So... do your emails have that when you are... pooping?

I believed you until you got to that whole “like my job” thing.

I prefer P. Lise Fuckoff’s other novel “Don’t Talk to Me, I’m Taking a Dump”

It puts the powder in its nose or it gets the hose again.

“People are just upset and angry and throwing her under the bus.,” he said. “If we didn’t win, why do you deserve to get paid? If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”