Any of the “editors” for the site can ungrey or regrey you; the individual does not need to follow you. At least that’s how it was explained to me.

Wait... TLC UK?

Fuck you people. He's an actor, he does his job well. My guess is that half the people you work with think you suck. They're probably right.

No crabcakes for you, dickface

In my day, UMD referred to the University of Maryland, not some shit school in a noplace state like Minnesoter.

That douchehose is so proud of his lady. That's his lady, bros! His lady! He slays that shit, with three inches for two minutes, twice a week, YOU BETTA RESPECT!!

Good... catch?

Florida Mom Cups Da Balls (of course, she does)

Neeeiiiigh

Winterkorn is Going

Skin should only be this pale at the end of winter, not when it’s coming.

Dude was just proving your point.

I stopped smoking the pot until the kids are off to college. Now I'm just high on the life.

Weed is absolutely not worse than alcohol. I’ve said a lot of dumb shit while stoned; but as a former raging alcoholic, I can't tell you the levels of dispair and near-life ruining moments the drink gave me.

My ignorance and stupidity? You're the one who doesn't understand human reproduction. My only ailment is a pathological hatred for the self-righteous, so-called christian conservatives of this nation.

I'm absolutely not who you are talking about... In fact, I'm the exact opposite: faithless, pro-choice, gay married... with two adopted kids.

You know who should have been donated for fetal tissue research? Yeah, I'm looking at you, pal.

Bunch of people have the jizz in the eye story. My story includes that AND something far worse...

(spoiler: penis) might have to be my new screen name