Can someone just ask Mark what's on his license?

So, you mean, instead of curriculum, I should have said “schoolin’?” :)

George Carlin had a bit about true threats on airplanes... Including guys with big hands.

You're talking about Texas: they already castrated the curriculum.

I think he's cute and would to the pic of his in the peanut butter jar.

... leave lemonade on your wife’s back?

This is about how an upper-classman peed himself and I got beat up, as a freshman, for laughing...

If you don’t, you likely have a story about that one time your buddy peed all over himself.

Can the president just mobilize the national guard and force them to do their duties... you know, like integrating schools went down? They seem to only respect guys with guns anyway.

Interesting. During my middle-school years in the late 80s, boys and girls all had to do BOTH home ec and shop. But then, it was also Maryland.

Seeing Bea Arthur do her one-woman show, wow, nearly 10 years ago now, was seriously one of the highlights of my adult life. She told stories of old Broadway and Hollywood - many of them involving seriously amounts of alcohol - she sang songs, and when she got bored, she started to recite a recipe for a cake (or…

The world isn't black and white

She shit all over me when I argues that syndicated columnists couldn't be plaguized.

Love the graphics

On a first date with a guy I was with for a few years, I thought it would be nice to stroll through the gardens at the National Cathedral. I ended up sticking it to him, right good, on the front lawn of the nation’s church that night. Jesus must have approved because it's 15 years later and just thinking of that night…

We’ll see who get screwed...in the end.

p sure is my rap name

Kim Davis eats Kraft Mac & Cheese for lunch everyday.

Am I the only one with the impression Mike Huckabee eats entire packages of hot dogs by himself. After dark. Probably in tears. Asking himself “Why? Whyyy?!”

I gotta be honest, even as the gayest of gay men, I’d let Miley use that crazy tongue on my Trumpy wherever.