To be fair, they thought she was Bernie Sanders

Is this thing really called the “ow-weeee”? Cuz that sounds like it hurts. Giggity.

So tired of the bear attack stories

What's a Drew?

You are a star

On his back? A shortbus

They look sad

Or THE BEST. Don't want to go to that meeting? Blech. Blech. Puke.

Sexually, there's nothing I like more than giving head. Just sayin

I dunno. I’ve sucked plenty of dicks, mostly extra large black ones. Mmmmm the BBC. Never hurled from it, but I have gagged and come close, but, in every instance it was my own over-enthusiastic thrifting of those big boys that got me there.

That sailing reference at the beginning made me check the tag for this. I thought it said: blowjib

It may not go so well; I'm a fat fuck (not really)

Borat’s second favorite airline

You sound hot

We’re #1. We’re #1. We’re #1.

It’s Atlanta with sand.

In this day and age, shuttling people around like that seems pretty odd.

Drive? Why wouldn’t everyone take Musk’s hypertuba when it’s built?

what the fuck am i looking at?

Go a GIS for each of them. They look exactly the way you’d think they would.