More like StanozoLULZ, amirite?

Yeah... that's weird. Gods bless you

This sounds... DELICIOUS

I imagine the cans were chewy

I have this mild OCD thing where, when eating a bag of chips, I have to dump them out and eat the broken ones first... Saving the whole chips for after.

And beer out of mason jars... like the one up top?

Well, Crystal, I can't speak for all gays, but I don't know any that would serve pizza at their wedding. We generally have more class than that.

pre-photoshopped version?

Hey, I'll blow your boyfriend

and WHY DID THE THIRD GUY COME OVER AND KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD?

The reporter's name was Dick Johnson?

Oh, I get it. She ate Emelia.

nyuk nyuk nyuk

By the way, ever buy and eat lunch before realizing there was free food at the office? It kills my soul. I'll eat two lunches just on principle when that happens.

Math is a Maters of ARTS?

So many spray painted to read "The City that Breeds"...

Really? Nobody?

Exxxxxcelent

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