Oh god... and then, how much would it hurt if you had the whole Jimmy Kimmel dickhole/fingerhole closed thing? Ack!

"... said he would have considered that a proposition."

Precisely what McGarnagle would say

There's just no way to avoid the traffic. It's everywhere. Fucking cape traffic. But damned if a good lobster roll won't calm the temper once you're where you need to be. Well... that and a big bottle of your favorite booze.

Why suspend players for drug violations that are: 1) not in season, and more importantly to do; 2) NOT performance enhancing.

Well, to be fair, the MISSING HOUSE one intrigued me. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOUSE?!

But... where was he wrong about PSU students?

I'm gonna punch the shit out of you when I want your attention, because that's what one of the 32 Isabelles in my class does all the time, because she's a fucking psycho!

So MLB is creating a few dozen Official MLB Timer jobs? How much do you think that'll pay? Maybe I need a career change... Cuz I know 2 minutes really well.

Made me laugh, but starred because that's some nice Kinja formatting

Is that the Gronk or the 'nado talkin?

BTW, what does Brett Ratner have to do with anything?

Sounds like Thursday night in college

I had nothing to do with this.

Thank you for this.

More bars need goddamned head ice in the urinal trough.

So I slide a barstool over next to me and place two of the stool's feet on my own, so that if something goes down I can quickly grab the stool and hit the guy with it.

This is how dump a friend, Drew

What is the basis of archaeology vs astronomy fight? You left the best part out

And good on her for having a career