Burn? I think you mean "sat on"

Who won? (Rhetorical question)

I disagree; this made my day. It made me want to know Becky. I bet she's a hoot.

If that play doh mistake ruined your kid's xmas, fuck you and your kid, whiny crybaby shitheads. I hate Americans.

To kill the meme once and for all:

So... this ISN'T the new RentBoy? Dammit!

"But what about Colt?!!"

Ah yes, because discussion of the sport's team's name has zero to do with the sport itself. Beautiful logic. If we follow that, shouldn't all teams just be called Balls?

Light paddlin of the balls?

• FRNDS WHO HAD LOTS OF FIREWRX PUT FIREWRX 2GETHER THT WLD SPIN& XPLODE TYPE N PT RUNNING WHN IT XPLODED BURNED LEG PENIS

This Riff Raff douche is really just a shitty Nick Kroll character, right?

No; it isn't terrible enough. They fucking tortured "their" kid into killing herself. It should haunt them for the rest of their shitty, miserable lives. And if picked out in a crowd, they should be shunned and ridiculed. FUCK those people.

Said the guy who needed even his tiny peen to study the playbook

These will still run better than DC's Metrorail

Whaaaa?

"Uhh, don't you mean Franco." - Pres Obama

It's a hell of a lot cheaper than amusement park trips and actually about the same as visits to the Jersey, Delaware, Maryland shore.

Or just go to Cape Cod in the summer and gorge yourself for a week on lobster rolls and lunch and full lobster dinners at night.

You did point out to your road rager that fucking you in your worthless ass was, uh, gay?

Starred for your parents' brilliance in taking an SNL skit and making it real.