So, about 15 years ago, it's xmas eve, like now, except I lived in a low-middle class apartment complex. My boyfriend at the time was heading back to VA to spend the holiday with his young brother. I walk him out to his car, we kiss good-bye and he leaves. This kid, maybe 9 or 10, is standing, awestruck across the…

Michael Park in Tusk.

Are all of the offspring of parthenogenesis female? It seems implied. If they are so generically similar to their mothers, how could this repopulate a species without significant chances of inbreeding? I'm not doubting it, just thinking out loud.

Oh heavens! The moral decay!!! Just kidding, Merry fucking Xmas

mmmmm carpet tiles...

Uh, maybe this is a stupid question, but: how does one make mayonaise sans eggs?

Thank you for this. I laughed. (seriously)

fuck the people who file these complaints. fucking jerkasses

Please call me a fool and tell me this isn't the actual design

I don't see anything wrong with that opening. I don't think it's insensitive at all. It's really quite factual.

Mario Lopez? Really?

born in 1990 and he doesn't go by dLOL? I am disappoint

What? Nobody's going to comment on his Twitter handle? @Dame_Lillard? Is he trying for role on Downton Abbey?

and just two damned days from retirement!

Yeah, I've wondered the same thing for years. As a gay, this is one of the more enjoyable parts of watching football.

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Not surprising, really. Busted or busted up or any form of busted is pretty common in Baltimorese.

It's such a shame, because if given the chance, I would SO pound him in the ass.

That's a whole lot of butthurt for something that would have been quickly forgotten as a token gesture.