It looks even sadder if you show the footage from the 3rd base side dugout camera: he was so far behind the fastball and so far in front of the changes, it looked like video of my nearly blind 90 year old grandma swinging a fly swatter.

I'd buy that for a dollar

We're here

What's with the mangled grandma knees?

Behold what gay marriage has led us to!

"Even when I use parchment paper or foil to prevent shit from getting on the cookie sheet, it's not always foolproof. Sometimes chicken grease will leak through. "

Right now, a porn producer is trying to figure out how to get two guys to get in between these things. Such sleazy porn producers!

what about the man with three moobs?

"Newsflash: You should be, and no one wants your tears."

Jame is what?

I starred this comment because you are dumb. And such stupidity should be recognized.

"I want my coleslaw freshly-squeezed."

The toaster was totally asking for it

Utter waste of public resources.

"Hey, uh, ya know Joe farts there every morning, kid?"

When you say

$2800 for the stupid dresser AND still using aol for email? Is Steven living in a retirement community?

Isn't the goal here to sit on the toilet to take a dump and try to reach the urinal with a powerful stream? There's got to be an award for that kind of thing.

"Exploit Children".... is this advice he was giving to someone?

I didn't get this physique by NOT trying things like this.